I have written a novel. Why? Look, sometimes my life deviates beyond this nutrition thingy that has gripped me for three decades (+ 10% tax). About three years ago, while I strolled along a deserted beach, a dolphin came into the shallows and made a sign with its tail, which I took to mean “Write an novel young man.” I replied: “I’m not young anymore”, to which the dolphin’s tail semaphored “Well, you better get a wriggle on then sunshine.”
So here it is. It is available only as a download for your computer or digital reader.